Here’s What Arie Luyendyk Jr. Has Been Doing For The Past Five Years

September 18, 2017

Did you know we have a podcast dedicated to all things The Bachelor? It’s called The Betchelor podcast & it’s hilarious af. Listen & subscribe! If you care anything about or like, have internet or television, you know there’s been a lot of shit going around about Arie last-name-starts-with-an-L Jr. aka the Bachelor none of us wanted but somehow we got. He fucks Arizona sorority girls (allegedly). He had a girlfriend five…

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5 Celebrities With Iconic Resting Bitch Face

September 15, 2017

Labor Day has come and gone, which means it’s time to pack away your white clothing resting betch faces that are officially so last season. While RBF never goes out of style, we highly recommend freshening up your look every few months to stay trendy and keep your acquaintances on edge so they’re genuinely afraid of you. As always, we’ve got the chicest betch faces for you to choose from,…

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Arie Luyendyk Jr. Allegedly Bangs Teenage Sorority Girls

September 14, 2017

Attention Bachelor Nation: this dumpster fire of a franchise keeps rolling out hit after hit in terms of their newest choice for Bachelor, a guy they found behind the dumpster in a Starbucks parking lot Arie Luyendyk Jr. Will I ever learn how to spell that name without Googling it? Absolutely not. Why? Because Wells Fucking Adams would have been a lot easier to spell, and a lot more enjoyable…

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The Most Heinous VMAs Looks That Made Us Wish We’d Watched ‘Game Of Thrones’ Instead

September 10, 2017

The MTV Video Music Awards are traditionally an event where celebrities compete with each other to wear the ugliest, most outrageous shit they can find. Except this year was a snooze fest and even the ugliest outfits weren’t that offensive. There weren’t any swan dresses or major wardrobe malfunctions, which is seriously disappointing. I don’t even think any real celebrities went this year unless they knew they had to perform…

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Chris Pratt Is Already Losing It After Splitting From Anna Faris

August 29, 2017

Its still only August, but it seems like celebrities are scrambling to make sure theyre on Santas nice list this year. We already saw Justin Bieber ditch his world tour to be closer to Jesus, and now Chris Pratt is also talking about religion like the world is ending tomorrow. Chris separation with Anna Faris is obviously the most important news story so far this month, and we really wondered…

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The Perfect Summer Bucket List For Getting Lit In NYC

New York fucking City is not only the best city in the entire U.S., but in the entire world. Ill pretend like you didnt already know that, though. If you live here, you know that putting up with a disgusting amount of man buns, rat-infested subways, and questionable drug pushers is all worth it because no other place will ever be good enough. If you dont live here, then I…

July 28, 2017
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10 Dating Profile Red Flags You Should Always Swipe Left On

Our therapist once told us “when people show you who they are, believe them” and we can’t remember if she was talking about our parents or the President, but this very much applies to online dating as well. If you want to know whether or not someone is right for you, look no further than the version of themselves they hope you will believe. I mean, if someone can’t come…

July 28, 2017
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