The Worst Style Moments In ‘Vanderpump Rules’ History Betches

1. Stassi’s Statement Necklaces #pumprules A post shared by Vanderpump Rules (@pumprules__) on Feb 5, 2014 at 10:11am PST One of the most ridiculed outfits of all time from all seven seasons of the show has to be Scheana’s devastatingly iconic “crop top” wedding dress. I get it, crop tops were—and still are—cool. But on your wedding day? Was this a foreshadowing of their marriage being cut short??? I guess she can still wear the pieces as separates?? I know Scheana is not exactly known for her foresight or long-term planning, but even she should have realized this dress would be out of style before she even got the wedding album. Should we address Scheana’s wedding dress?? RIGHT or RATCHET? …

The Best Bachelor Recap Youll Ever Read: Season 23, Week 1 Betches

The Bachelor.that it only hurts the first timetweetsthis season’s promoDamn, it’s good to be home.Side note: I was not aware prior to sitting down three seconds before this episode started that it would be THREE GODDAMN HOURS long. I’m so distraught. If the people at ABC think that just because I’ve had 2-3 glasses of wine and am captivated by human train wrecks dressed in evening wear, that I’ll actually sit through 180 minutes of this bullsh*t then they’d absolutely be correct. Carry on. roséWhen will the ABC understand that it’s torture enough to even watch let alone watch people watching ? – I already don’t trust Cassie the surf instructor/speech pathologist/. At some point she gets nailed in the …

3 Signs That Weight Loss Isn’t The Answer To Your Problems Betches

You Constantly Compare Yourself To Others Comparing yourself to others is a sure way to “fail” any diet plan. As countless trainers have told me when I whip out an inspo picture of Kendall Jenner, no amount of food restriction or exercise can make your body look like someone else’s. You can look like a version of yourself with more muscles, or less fat, or with more or less of a noticeable stomach (I’m told—I’ve never experienced this myself). And that’s it! Those are all your options. So if your desire for weight loss is specifically sparked by seeing a certain body type, I’m afraid to say that dieting will not get you where you want to go. It’s a …

New Moon, Same You: Weekend Horoscopes For January 4-6 Betches

In addition to the fact that you’re still glowing on that new year energy, a new moon will help you keep those resolutions in tact for another week. Unless you’re an Aquarius. Sorry Aquarius. Time to fire up the vision board, Aries, because you’re feeling ambitious af this weekend. If you haven’t already set out quarter-for-quarter goals for 2019, this weekend is the time to do it. Pour yourself a glass of wine, buy one of those fancy expensive planners, and get to mapping out your life. It’s like, the first step to accomplishing something. Taurus Get ready for some Bachelor-level romance this weekend, Taurus. Set a fancy dinner date with that finance guy from the apps or gently-but-not-so-gently let …

We Made A List Of Hobbies Kristen Doute Should Pursue Betches

Okay, so Kristen Doute was the token crazy chick on Vanderpump Rules for the first couple of seasons. Now, she’s developed into a mostly stable, somewhat self aware, moderately functioning human being. Thanks a lot, therapy and having a healthy relationship! You’ve taken Krazy Kristen away from us! And now, Kristen has taken a turn for the worse. Don’t get us wrong, it’s not because she’s pulling stunts like attempting to air out her ex-boyfriend for cheating on his new girlfriend in Miami (we’re all in agreement that Tom did cheat, right?) or having a toxic relationship with James Kennedy. Instead, she’s trying to play martyr and seek revenge on toxic individuals in the interest of her friends. She may …